Joke

story story!
A man caught a bird and wanted to kill the bird, the bird pleaded with the man not to kill it and promised to tell him three things that will make him very rich in this life, the man accepted.
Then the bird started
1. you must never let go of what is in your hands no matter what.
2. you must be contented with what you have.
3! the bird pleaded with the man to allow it fly to a tree nearby and promised to say the third one, the man accepted and let the bird fly to the tree. The bird then asked the man what its first instruction was?

1. you must never let go. Well i have a big diamond in my head but if you break my head you will kill me and become rich.
3. you must use your brain.