Akpors the Nigerian Army

Akpors joined the Nigerian Army, After the hard training he received, Akpos successfully passed, At the passing out ceremony the commandant assigned the postings.
Commandant: Ambali kuka!
Ambali: Sir!
Commandant: Posted to abuja.
Ambali: Yes sir, thank u sir!
Commandant: Muniru Sulai man!
Muniru: Sir!
Commandant: Posted to warri
Muniru: Yes sir, thank u sir!
Commandant: Akpors Ojong Itikoloko!
Akpors: Sir!!
Commandant: Posted to Maiduguri
Akpors: Retired Sir